California: According to Urban Dictionary

California:

1. state that produces more good than anywhere else, has crazy night life, large school, hot women, a load of stuff to do, and the longest beach anyone has ever seen

2. extremely diverse

3. much more entertaining than texas

949:

the area code for south orange county, one of the richest places in the country. also, its a huge bubble and life outside it is "gay" (btw i love here so i have the right to make fun of it)

i live in the 949 and i love listening to music about pain such as my chemical romance and watching shows for 12 year old girls such as the OC.

United States:

If you don't like it, go live in Canada mother fuckers.

Cali:

the name that non-native californian's use when referring to California and trying to seem like a real Californian.

Typical of an East Coaster

Hey, duuuudddess let's go to the shore in Cali, and thrash some waves.