Sunday, January 16, 2011

I'd wear matching sweaters with you

just you and i and the evening sky
did you know: the average person presses the snooze button on their alarm three times each morning.
i'll make my getaway
time on my own
search for a better way
to find my way home
to your smile

a pretense; a false appearance

 when one door of happiness closes, another one opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us 

I've never taught anyone anything. But my playdate cancelled so I was wide open.

Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?

part of a story

Mark was watching the game when I got home. He didn’t even look back when he heard the door shut. “Honey, I’m home.” He was leaning forward on the couch, hands clasped together, intently watching the TV mouthing “go. go. go” quietly to himself. It is normal to me by now. I set down my purse and get out the bread, lettuce, tomatoes, turkey, and ham to make a sandwich. He must have heard the rustling and said, “Honey can you make me a sandwich?” I laughed, “Uhm, no. Get up and get it yourself.” He looked back for a second and said, “No. I’m watching the game. Can you get it for me?” It is amazing how men think they can do whatever they want and tell their wives to get things for them. “No. Get off your lazy ass and get it yourself.” By this point he is giving me the sarcasm. As always.  He looked over the back of the couch momentarily and yelled, “MAKE ME A SANDWICH WOMAN!!” I shook my head, “I don’t live to please you.” He grinned, “Yes you do, you said it in our wedding vows.” I smiled back and said, “I say a lot of things”, winked, and walked out of the room with my sandwich in hand.



before you call someone a whore i think you should know the definition because i'm pretty sure, in general, the girls you are calling "whores" are not prostitutes!!!
whore |hôr|noun derogatoryprostitute.• a promiscuous woman.verb [ intrans. ](of a woman) work as a prostitute she spent her life whoring for dangerous men.• [often as n. ( whoring) (of a man) use the services of prostitutes he lived by night, indulging in his two hobbies, whoring and eating.• debase oneself by doing something for unworthy motives, typically to make money he had never whored after money.PHRASESthe Whore of Babylon derogatory the Roman Catholic Church. [ORIGIN: with biblical allusion to Rev. 17:1, 5, etc.).]ORIGIN late Old English hōreof Germanic origin; related toDutch hoer and German Hurefrom an Indo-European root shared by Latin carus ‘dear.’