Wednesday, August 10, 2011

i wish that summer would last forever honestly, that we would never get older, that no one would ever have to leave, that there would be no goodbyes. everyone would love and laugh and sing and dance and enjoy living life happy. i wish that it could be that easy. that we could make the clocks stop, just for a little while, so we could do whatever whenever and never stop laughing

the official boyfriend application. i love it.. i want to make my own, print it out, and give it to any guy i would ever consider dating. hmm.. hmm let me think...

full name:________________
height: ___________________
eye color:________________
natural hair color:____________
current hair color:____________

home phone number:(   )   -        
cell phone number:(   )   -        
address: _______________________
Facebook: Y/N
Skype or IChat: Y/N
if so, screen name: _________
do you use this to communicate with prostitutes like sandra bullocks husband did: _______________

favorite kind of food:___________
have you ever been arrested: Y/N
if so, why: _____________________
do you like your mom: Y/N
are you a virgin: Y/N
if no, how many people have you slept with: ______________
are any of them prostitutes: Y/N
have you ever had a sex change: Y/N
have you ever had relations with someone of the same sex: Y/N
do you smoke: Y/N
do you have tattoos: Y/N
do you use any illegal substances: Y/N
are you sure? : Y/N
do you have kids : Y/N
if so how many: ______________
do you hate children: _______________
do you work out: Y/N
do you have a job: Y/N
did you graduate high school: Y/N
highest level of education: _____________
have you ever been to a psychiatrist: Y/N
do you have a history of mental illness: Y/N
favorite genre of music: ____________________
favorite band: _________________
favorite color: _______________
favorite sport and team: ____________________
have you ever cheated on a girlfriend: Y/N
will you kill spiders for me: Y/N
do you open doors for girls: Y/N
what car do you drive: ________________
how many girlfriends do you have currently: _____________
would you call me beautiful even in sweat pants with my hair in a bun and no makeup on: Y/N
would you mean it: Y/N
would you come keep me company when i am bored: Y/N
would you hold my hand during a scary movie: Y/N
do you like to cuddle: Y/N
do you like starbucks: Y/N
are you addicted to anything: Y/N
if so what: _______________________
do you cook: Y/N
would you bring me soup if i was sick: Y/N
would you call to say goodnight or good morning or just because you missed me: Y/N
biggest pet peeve: ____________
can i steal your sweatshirt if im cold: Y/N

think that this is good? do you think this could determine if a guy would be good for me? do you think that this could determine if someone would be good in a relationship? hmm.... i think it's a pretty good list :) if you wanted to be with someone i think it is important to have an idea what they are like with girls. i think the boyfriend application is a good idea. 

i love how young people can't drive. and i am 16. i just got my drivers license, but seriously. young people can not drive!!!! some chick backed into my dad in the parking lot, no drivers license, no insurance information with her, her dad is an ass hole, he blames my dad, her parents think it's my dad's fault and it is some stupid girl who doesn't even know how to back out of a fricken parking spot! even when someone is honking at them! some girl did this to me in the parking lot the other day too, where i was pulling into a spot and she doesn't look and starts just backing up and im honking at her and she keeps going and finally stop. she missed my car by 2 fucking inches. and i am driving a red car. you can not miss this thing. and she just looked at me like I DID SOMETHING WRONG... no no no, sweetheart, you are fucking backing into me without even looking in your mirrors. who gave you a car? who taught you how to drive? how old are you? and when you do something wrong, what gives you the right for you and your friend to look at me like i am crazy?? a family friend of mine was driving, and there was a guy in front of him and the kid pulled to the side of the road and my family friend kept driving and the kid in front of him just pulled back into the road right in front of him. what the hell is that?????? seriously???? TEACH YOUR FUCKING KIDS HOW TO DRIVE. DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT. DON'T DRIVE OTHER PEOPLE. DON'T DO STUPID SHIT AND BLAME OTHER PEOPLE AND THINK YOU DID NOTHING WRONG. LOOK WHERE YOU ARE GOING. there would be so many less accidents if other people paid attention. and if your kid is fucking stupid and doesn't even have common sense, don't give them a car!!!!!!!! IT IS SO SIMPLE. it pisses me off.

if you piss me off and don't give me my chips and reese's i am going to go ape shit on you and you are going to regret it. hand me the bag and walk away.

insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

life isn't about how many people call you and it's not about who you've dated, are dating, or haven't dated at all. it's not about grades, money, clothes, or colleges that accept you or not. life isn't about if you have lots of friends, or if you are alone, and it's not about how accepted or unaccepted you are. life just isn't about that. but life is about who you love and who you hurt. it's about how you feel about yourself. it's about trust, happiness, and compassion. it's about sticking up for your friends and replacing inner hate with love. life is about avoiding jealously, overcoming ignorance, and building confidence. it's about what you say and what you mean. it's about seeing people for who they are and not for what they have. most of all, it is about living your life to touch someone else's 

keep your words soft and tender 
because tomorrow you may have to eat them

so the boy that i have been dating called me from europe tonight. i was in the movie theatre watching harry potter and ignored the call without looking at the number. when i pulled out my phone after the movie, i saw some crazy phone number with 11 digits staring at me. and all i thought was 'you are fucking kidding me'. it is the one time i ignore a call without looking at the number and it is the boy that i have been missing for the past 4 days calling me. we talked all day every day when he was home but when he left he couldn't call all the time. so i missed his first phone call. i cried in the middle of the movie theatre right next to the lady who rips your tickets. i was really sad. and then i listened to the voicemail and i cried more. and then i went and got our strawberry and vanilla and sprinkles ice cream and felt a little better. i miss him.

i don't understand why i always have sex hair. i brush it i straighten it i condition it i comb it i make it so ridiculously straight. it is all knotted and tangled 10 minutes later. yumm. but seriously. its kinda crazy how messy my hair really is.

look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is going to think the sun shines out your ass. that's the kind of person that's worth sticking with

you are crazy. if you let fear dictate who you're going to kiss, who you're going to fall in love with, who you're going to spend the rest of your life with, then you don't deserve a boyfriend. not to be mean, babe, i just want you to know that fear is always present. jump in head first and do the thing. how else do you plan to live life if not crazy in love?

if you've been up all night and cried till you have no more tears left in you- you will know that there comes, in the end, a sort of quietness. you feel nothing as if nothing is ever going to happen again

every once in a while people step up, they rise above themselves. sometimes they surprise you, and sometimes they fall short. life is funny sometimes, it can push pretty hard, but if you look close enough you find hope in the words of children, in the bars of a song and in the eyes of someone you love. and if you're lucky, and if you're the luckiest person on this entire planet, the person you love decides to love you back.

don't fight with your parents. try not to. because in the end it's a lot of lost tears, sore throats, hurt feelings, and seconds you could have been loving whisked away. those times you will never get back. you realize that later, that it wasn't even worth it.

celebrities are always doing bad things" lohan did drugs, sheen getting drunk and hitting a porn star, spears messed up her career, and justin bieber stayed up way past 9.

there are some people that are a waste of time to tolerate. they just piss you off and do things that make you angry and it isn't even worth my time to sit there and listen to the bullshit consistently fall out of their mouths. it's the people you really want to punch in the face every time you see them or take some super glue and glue their mouth shut. then you'd get some peace and quiet and you wouldn't have to here their annoying voices any more. woohooo that would be the best day of my life if i didn't have to ever hear a few people talk ever again.

i love the 40's and 50's fashion. the early femme fatales. the black and white magic. it is interesting to watch it. and honestly, i think the devious women back then were way sexier about it. now it isn't subtle, its too out there, they try too hard to make it sexy that it doesn't have the same effect. just my opinion. but i love the mystery and the women being in control in the film noir movies back then. soo good

i was talking to my friends the other day about first times for everything with boys/ girls and it made me think. we were saying that a lot of times people get emotionally attached when it was their first time for something. but i was thinking.... i am not attached to the first person i kissed. of course, i was young and i didn't even really think about what i was doing but i am not attached to him. i am not attached to any of my firsts. my first long relationship, i think that i will always have that feeling that i love him. even if i didn't even know what love was. i will always care about him. i have a few guys like that... that just stuck. they are special. i don't really know why some of them mean so much more than others but i am not attached to them. i don't need them. i was fine before them i can be fine after them. i appreciate the lessons i learned from each of them. however, i don't sit there and say 'oh my god i love him so much' or 'i'll always miss him' or 'he means so much to me'. don't ever let someone have your first if you don't care about them if you have a clingy personality. i don't know..... 

some boys are fucking retarded. they do not understand emotions. they mistreat girls. they don't know how to be gentlemen. and they use you to get laid. they can all suck my non existent dick. just kidding, but really. they lie. they cheat. they break your heart. and then they walk away and make you jealous by kissing some other slut. long story short, boys are a waste of time. not really. you just have to learn how to mind fuck them so that they are whipped. let's get to work girls! hehe

comedian on my best friend's cruise ship:

ladies, if you want your men from wandering off to those hoes you need to SUCK. MORE. DICK.

the awkward moment when you are on a cruise ship with your dad and you are listening to the comedian telling all the women in the room to suck more dick and then he points your dad out and tells him that he has this look on his face like 'my girl can suck my dick whenever she wants to, im not forcing her' while the dad is thinking 'are you fucking kidding me, this is my 17 year old daughter, she aint suckin no dick'. GOTTA LOVE CRUISE LINE COMEDIANS. 

love deeply and forgive quickly. take chances, give everything. have no regrets. life is too short to be unhappy you have to take the good with the bad. smile when you're sad, love what you got, and always remember what you had. always forgive, but never forget. learn from your mistakes, but never regret people. change and things go wrong, but always remember life goes on.

never assume that somebody loves you just because they are sweet sometimes. make sure you're not their "when i'm bored" person.

funny how we think that we can control boyfriends and girlfriends. no person can control another no matter how hard you try, well unless you use magic.. but im pretty sure none of us go to hogwarts so SHOOT. i guess we have to do it the old fashioned way and learn the meaning of free will

sometimes the people you expect to kick you while you're down, will be the ones to help pick you back up

let go of the things that can no longer be fixed. if you force to try to put them back, things will only get worse. holding on is being brave. things change, people change, that doesn't mean you forget the past or hide feelings, it simply means that you move on and treasure the memories.
one day you won't wake up, yesterday was the last day you ever lived. you never know when or where this day will be. turn off your TV. Smash your cell phone. Tell someone you love them every damn day.

today, i realized that just because someone acts like they care and even open up to you, it doesn't mean that they won't leave you or stab you in the back. one second you guys may get along and feel as if you guys are the closest of friends, but the next second you'll find yourself realizing that all of that were just lies. sure the memories will break you, but hey, that's why you make sure you really know the person before opening up to them. fakes nowadays.

i hate it when... you're sitting in the movie theatre ready to watch the movie and the next thing you know BOOM. a human giraffe sits in front of you

i hate it when... your head hurts because you make your pony tail too tight

i hate it when... you are really tired and you want to stay up and talk to someone but you get really tired and the fall asleep and then you wake up and realize you fell asleep on them

i hate it when...snooki gets mad and punches me in the face

i hate it when... some hoe steals the guy that i used to be with. too bad she's getting my sloppy seconds. sucks for her that she can't even get her own guy

i hate it when... you climb over a fence and rip a hole in the crotch of your pants

i hate it when... you type out a whole paragraph and someone responds with like one word. "K" no bitch, fuck you. don't just say "K"

i hate it when... you have a party and all of your friends get trashed and you are so worried about someone dying that you can't even have fun

i hate it when... people are overly energetic. are you kidding me? you are either drunk, you smoked a lot of weed or something, or you have something wrong with you because no one is that happy naturally. are you a camp counselor or something?

i hate it when... all the chips are gone.

it seems like you're just telling me what you THINK i wanna hear

envy can be a positive motivator. let it inspire you to work harder for what you want

i'm sorry, i didn't mean to ignore you or anything. you didn't do anything wrong. i just don't feel like talking to anyone including you. maybe i need some time to get myself back and start living again, so just leave me alone. i still love you and i always do. obviously i know you're sad now, i'm treating you so cold. i don't know why, sometimes i just wanna be alone and cry, let everything run out from my eyes and hope the next day i will be waking up and see how beautiful life is

question you guys asked: do you... color your hair: ever get off the computer: habla espanol: sprechen sie deutsches: fight with your parents: have friends you've lost touch with: feel happy?: wish you could fly away.. far, far away?: believe in God?:

my answer: no, i have never colored my hair. yes, i get away from my computer, but rarely. no. no. sometimes i fight with them. yes i have lost friends before. yes i am happy. sometimes i wish i could fly away, far far away. no i do not believe in god.

having a well shaped buttocks

we remember what we want to forget 
and forget what we want to remember

your question: Do you smoke? Do you love children? Do you like cooking? Do you consider yourself lazy? How many lovers have you had so far? How romantic are you? When was the last time you really laughed? When was the last time you cried? Are you addicted to anything?

answer: no, i do not smoke. i never have and i never will. yes i do love kids! up until they are like 5 hahah. I LOVE COOKING, i make a good chicken marsala. i am lazy when i wanna be. i don't think i really wanna share much about my lovers on my blog. i am extremely romantic when the situation calls for it. i laughed on the 24th harder than i have ever laughed before. i cried about 3 days ago because i was so happy and sad at the same time. i am addicted to sephora and victorias secret and starbucks and nail polish and heels and a lot of stuff :)

summer love: it is amazing and horrible at the same time. you get so close and laugh and kiss and spend so many days together and you get to know each other so well. days at the beach, ice cream dates, lunches, laying in bed all day, flowers in your hair, giggles, swimming, endless pictures, sunsets, dinner until late, bonfires, going to the faire. you really start loving them. and then school comes around and you have no time and things change and fall apart. it hurts. no one wants to feel like you don't have time for them and that's what it feels like when school time comes around. its horrible. you try so hard not to get too close and end up getting attached and in the end you're left with smiles from the memories you had but nothing to show for it.

getting something off my chest- i am tired. i am tired of fighting. i am tired of the stereotypes. i am tired of having a new guy around every other week. i am tired of breakups. i am tired of thinking of you when i hold someone else's hand. i am tired of the guilt. i am tired of headaches and shitty friends and staring at what someone said on facebook that should mean absolutely nothing to me. i am tired of hearing everyone's bullshit. it is wasting my time and all i want to be is happy. why can't i just be happy? leave my life alone and live yours. i make my own mistakes and i learn from them, i don't want to be lectured. i am just sick of people i guesss.

i think there is something wrong with me. i can't have good dreams! is that weird? and like all of my dreams are about my house and they are scary. i think that i am having thoughts that i hate my neighbors or something. 

my current relationship status: I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA. i like someone. i really really do. he is an amazing guy and i can not wait for him to get home. i think i finally found someone that i want to be with. and the longer i am away from him the more i miss him, the more i care about him. i think i am finally ready to jump into a relationship and fall in love with someone. i want to have one person i can be with. and i think he's it! keeping you posted 

you may see a happy girl on the outside but you never really know what's going on in her head

Dear Heart,
You’re weird. First you gave love a chance, loving the wrong person for so long. You gave it all you had and let yourself open without thinking that you’ll ever get hurt and for two long years, you loved with all you had even though you knew that the other heart did not love you as much. You kept loving and loving, hoping that you & the other heart will meet half way. Then the time actually came … the time where you got hurt. Not just a short amount of hurt; you were hurt for half a year. For half a year … you were completely broken & shattered. So broken that everybody noticed it. You didn’t want to give love a chance again; never again. Why would you give love another chance when you have gone through so much bullshit and lies? One of my old friends once said to me “He ripped out your heart; stepped all over it, crushing it to pieces and then just left it there without even cleaning it up” and honestly; I’m very sorry. So so so so so sorry that I put you through so much hurt & pain. That is why I kept you locked up. I was never going to put you through more pain. So when this new guy came in my life, I kept you locked up even though you kept telling me to go for it while my head kept telling me “no” because I wanted to keep you protected. But you kept trying to come out and over power my mind. So after all the things you’ve been through you still wanted to open up to this new guy, which amazed me. He must be something special if you wanted to give love another try just for this one new guy. Then finally, you over-powered my mind. I listened to you rather then my head. I’m glad I did listen to you heart because I can honestly say that I am truly happy and I feel as if you are healed. You are so much better. You helped me turn from that bitter heart broken girl to this happy smiling girl. After that six months, you decided that you’ll give love another chance. Thank you because I have a good feeling about this guy. A very good feeling. Thank you for telling me to go for him. I’m so happy because even though I put you through so much pain, hurt, tears, bullshit, lies, and torture, you are still willing to give love another chance.

there's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half; i don't want two of you around

i really do not like broccoli. i feel like i am eating little furry trees or something. it grosses me out. like i literally choke on it when i eat it. who the hell likes broccoli!?

it is $55 for a freakin spray tan. are you kidding me?!? screw that i am going to look like a big white beached whale and walk around and embrace my whiteness. be jealous everyone! i don't look like i rolled around in a barrel of Doritos and put a bikini on. I am white and I love it. White is the new black ;)

here’s to the girls who used to be his number one. the ones who waited all night for his text message; only to check your cell phone the next day and be disappointed. the ones who made it through that bitter break up; dried your own tears; and move on with your life only to have him walk in weeks later as if nothing happened. the ones who told yourself to never fall for his games again, but did anyway. here’s to the ones who took him back hoping he was different this time, but have everything be deja-vu of last time. the ones who couldn’t bear to tell their friends what was going on for the fear of an ‘i told you so.’ then you went through the great stage of no fights again. we wanted nothing more then for him to tell you he loved you; and when he did, you believed it. here’s to the girls who loved him so much, that each mistake he made you tried to forget about it right away. the ones who got heartbroken all over again. here’s to those great girls who finally decided that they were completely done with him and everything he did or said. you finally remembered that breakups are like broken glass; better to leave broken than hurt yourself trying to put it together. you realized boys don’t understand girls’ feelings until the older years. you can finally get over him and move on with life. it’s gonna hurt like hell, and you’re gonna have to eventually do it. but the point is; you will heal.

"i wish i were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life.. you know, bruce wayne, peter parker, hannah montana...."

‎...Here are the normal boobs ( . )( . ), the silicone boobs ( + )( + ), the perfect boobs (o)(o). Some boobs are cold (^)(^), and some boobs belong to grandmothers \./\./ And let’s not forget the very large boobs (o Y o), and the very small boobs (.)(.), and lastly the asymmetrical boobs (•)(.). We love them all! Post this message and say ┌П┐(◉_◉)┌П┐ to breast cancer.

"so much has been said about the girls over the years. nit we have never found an answer. it didn't matter in the end how old they had been, or that they were girls.. but only that we had loved them... and that they hadn't heard us calling- still do not hear us calling them from out of those rooms... where they went to be alone for all time, and where we will never find the pieces to put them back together"

i keep telling myself that i don't need anyone to make me happy. but seriously i think it has been too long, cobwebs are not fun

everything that i have eaten today:

zucchini bread with cream cheese
pasta salad and BBQ pulled pork sandwich
kettle corn
crystal light lemonade
ice cream sandwich 

wow.... good eating habits kaitlyn.

just because i enjoy writing doesn't mean i wanna sit around and analyze essays and write them. that just sounds horrible. i don't want to sit around and write bland papers about absolutely nothing. that sounds completely horrible. english teachers should get over it and stop assigning boring papers.

say what you need to say.

so i am still using formspring for blog ideas, comments, and post suggestions. the link is:
if you guys have any brilliant ideas let me know! i  haven't even finished answering all of them in my inbox but i can't wait to see what you guys keep coming up with! keep in mind, if it is inappropriate of flat out rude it will not be posted. so don't waste your time. can't wait to hear from you guys some more!

just finished writing a letter to my friend going into the marines. he is in boot camp right now and i didn't even get to say goodbye to him. so writing to him was really emotional for me. you start realizing who you really miss and who you really care about. you should take advantage of every single second you are given with the people you love because you have no idea when they can be taken from your life. i love you michael, i miss you like no other

i really want my boy to come home. he called me from europe today and told me about Amsterdam and i could not help but grin. my cheeks hurt from smiling so hard. he is so adorable. you do not even understand how cute this boy is. he calls me and starts talking about how much he misses me and how much he can not wait for me to come home and stuff. i can't wait for him to come back so i can give him the biggest hug of my life and hear all of his stories. i love having him in my life. i am the luckiest girl in the world.

so someone decided to do a shitty job TPing my house. they rang the doorbell 3 times to wake me up. all i am going to say is- i didn't know dumb freshman sluts still were so horrible at TPing. I also love that about 20 minutes later 2 cops cars roll by. if you're sitting outside with a toilet paper roll in your hand right now laughing about how funny you are- all im going to say is that you are FUCKED. if i walk outside in the morning and anyone touched the mustang, someone is going to fucking die

i honestly want to marry eminem and have his children. i think he is so sexy and so ahhhh i don't even know. i love that man. there is something about rappers- they don't even have to be physically attractive, just the fact that they are so good with words makes them so incredibly sexy to me. but especially eminem. Him and lil wayne. haha soooo hot in a really weird kinda way.

it's 2 AM and i really could go for some sushi right now

i hate summer homework. what is summer homework anyways?? homework before school even starts? do teachers really have the right to do that? i just don't think it is very fair. i would rather just sleep all summer and talk to cute boys and party and bullshit and stuff ya know. i don't really want to sit around the last month and kill myself over AP language and AP US History homework. woohoo i get to read 180 billion pages about shit i don't care about before school even starts. im pumped

real girls can rock a fucking mustache

i am never hungry- but i really enjoy eating food. well good food. like i love going and getting chinese food or mexican food or steak or sushi or eat some crazy amazing italian dish but i can not even eat close to half of it. i think i have problems. i also love cooking. hmm....

someone was asking me about my boy and i was talking about him and they said i don't think he's anything special, i think he's going to come and you're going to let him go and i shook my head and said no, this one is for real. and they looked at me and said, "bet you couldn't say 100 things you like about him" and i just laughed and said "no, i can name a thousand" so now i am making this list. just to prove that i can. just to prove how much this boy means to me.

i have insomnia. i just fell asleep and now i am awake again because of those dumb fucking sluts that can't TP. so i am sitting here going la la la la la typing away about random stuff that has no meaning but i am loving it. god i wanna pass out.

let's run away and fall in love and never leave each other's sides for the rest of forever.

i am afraid of commitment quite honestly. it scares me thinking that someone else can completely have my heart. i don't really know why that scares me so much, probably because i have been hurt so many times in the past, but i have this lurking fear and so many built up walls that when i try and break them down they crash  harder and harder every time. it hurts- trying to let down your guard. when you are used to protecting yourself for so long, to just let that down and trust someone else to protect you and love you and take care of you, it is a really hard process. it is a learning experience and i think that i am ready to grow.

watching you walk out of my life does not make me bitter or cynical about love. But rather makes me realize that if I wanted so much to be with the wrong person how beautiful it will be when the right one comes along

respect people's relationships. there's so many other fish in the sea, so why mess with the one that's already been caught?

the most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. these persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. beautiful people do not just happen.

there comes a time in your life when you realize who will always matter, who does matter and who never did matter. so don't worry about people from your past. there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

i have this guy in my life named johnny. he's awesome. i am his fiance and we are getting married and somewhere fancy like in the Caribbean or something and going to have 8 million children when he returns from Boise in the fall and we are going to remain madly in love for the rest of forever. he is just like so so so sexy and i love when he picks me up and carries me around like his tennis bag. so wonderful. 

i love when i do my hair and it is all perfect and then it gets all messed up in like 2 seconds. no point of even doing it. is there?

i can not wait for my boy to come home. i have 8 more days. 8 more days and then i get to run up and give him the biggest hug ever and kiss him all over. i can't wait to see his smile and see him laugh and get to hold his hand for as long as i want. 23 days is too long to be away from someone you really care about

you and your rumors have two things in common: you're both fake and you both get around

butterscotch chip pancakes. my specialty.

i wanna dance around with flowers in my hair

don't let yourself be victimized by the age you live in. it's not the times that will bring us down, any more than its society. when you put the blame on society, then you end up turning to society for the solution. 

i think im finally ready to have something real. for once

the best love is the kinda that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. that's what i hope to give to you forever

if he is dumb enough to walk away, be smart enough to move on

i love jelly fishies i think they are so cool and bubbly and they float around and are crazy colors and i love watching them swim around with all their tentacles and stuff. 

i love the feeling of being free, it is refreshing. it is easier to live and be happy without having the pressure to be so perfect.

when guys don't make the first move. i mean, are you serious? since when do the eggs swim to the sperm? yeah, exactly. man the fuck up.

i love when you come up with a really good facebook status and someone copies is a few days or a few weeks later. let's get a little bit more original now people!!

thank you for keeping me young. 
thank you for making me fall in love.

sometimes saying goodbye is the hardest thing to do. sometimes it is the right thing though. if you let someone go and live their life- it hurts seeing them walk away. but if they really love you, and they come walking back into your life, it is the best feeling in the world.

i love tip toeing across puddles  so my shoes don't get all wet

i get so emotional when you're not around... i think the emotion is called happiness

who needs television when you have so much drama on facebook

if i treated you the way you treat me, i promise you wouldn't stick around the way i do

i hate seeing someone that you will always like with someone else. it seriously sucks.

letting go isn't about giving up. it's about accepting the fact that there are things in life that just can't be

i hate over thinking things.

perfect things aren't rushed. they just fall together.

wanna save the world? go to hell, thanks.

this has been the bitching week. thank you so much for participating!

i don't hate you; that would mean i feel something for you and you don't deserve it

from the way you dress, you should be in a whore-or-movie 

changing your outfit can seriously change your mood

real men wear pink? no, real men treat girls right

k? ya, get back to me when you learn the rest of the alphabet, you bastard

5%: Get up and make something
95% moan like a whale until someone feeds you

once you walk out of my life, the door locks behind you. you don't get a second change to get your shit straight. if you mess with my mind then that's it. you're done. don't think about coming back.

i found a lipstick that makes you lose weight...
 it's called super glue

just because you've confessed 
doesn't mean you're supposed to be forgiven 

i would love to walk around with crazy makeup on and wear funky clothes because i can. you have to have that personality where you can just work whatever.

leotards. yum.

you better take a picture of this smile because you won't be seeing it for a while

some guys will lie to get what they want... it's a matter of you believing it

this makes me hungry.

sexy shoes make everything better. 

chosen 1? really? cool drive your fuck you car with your fuck you license plate in your fuck you suite to your fuck you house and hang out with your cool friends and say fuck you to the world. you look so fucking classy in your fucking car don't you you classy little fuck. woahhhhh i used the F word a lot....

hey girls, let's not take pictures where we are really drunk and post them on the internet. it makes you look really bad


let's take some myspace pixxxx guys

we've all got our secret stash. don't eat it all at one time. then you have to go buy more and sneak it in.

RAWR i am fierce. i like being ferocious. 

i can make an awesome kissie fishie face

sometimes it feels good to be a bitch

being hurt is something you can't stop from happening, but being miserable is always your choice

chin up, beautiful

ladies... just because you're happy with him, doesn't mean you can't be happy without him

it's sad how MTV went from My Super Sweet 16 to 16 and Pregnant

let's buy some friends so i can be popular too

often we don't know the true value of a memory until it becomes a memory

messy females talk noise, stupid hoes chase boys, ignorant tricks follow dick, and bad bitches get rich

i really never wanted to leave, but you never gave me a reason to stay

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