Wednesday, August 31, 2011

dear whoever is reading this, 

sorry i fell off the face of the planet. i started school this week and my life kinda exploded with the craziness. i have not forgotten about you. i swear!

love always,

it's really sad when you fall in love with someone and the world goes against you. i want to be happy and have people be happy for me. its really frustrating when they're not. it just sucks because you feel like the whole world is going against you and no one wants you to be happy. damn it. i am being happy.  i am making decisions for me. because being with him means so much to me and i would be lost without him. i don't know how i'm supposed to tell people that but i guess i'm going to have to try and find a way.

the really awkward moment when you find a piece of hair in your bread. that is just gross. why is there a long piece of blonde hair in my bread. i don't think that that is very sanitary, do you? it's called a hairnet people come on. that is just disgusting.

i killed my foot. it's quiet unfortunate. i can't wear my boots. boots are my fricken identity. my boyfriend even calls me boots as my stupid little pet name. what am i supposed to do with my life right now!??!?!

my writing class today is called ugly love.... we sat around talking about bad breakup lines and even got to write break up poems. love is the byproduct of sex and death according to my teacher and i think that i must agree with her on that. death makes everything more special, makes every moment more important and precious. think of your love like it could be taken from you at any second. nothing is guaranteed- making death and love the perfect match. love cannot last forever- it must end in death

i hate how after you listen to loud music for a long you feel totally completely deaf. it's not the most fun thing feeling like you can't hear ANYTHING. i'm pretty sure i have really damaged ears from listening to music way too loud

if you are going to cheat on your girlfriend- just fucking break up with her. i don't understand why you would cheat with someone if you already have a girl. if you don't care about her and your relationship then end it! god. it isn't that hard. it saves her a lot of pain in the long run. same for girls. just dump him if you are going to cheat. what is the point of being dishonest.

fat asian babies- they look like little buddahs. they are little chubby babies with huge cheeks and when they sleep they look like buddah. no i am not trying to be racist. i am being serious. for real. just go look at a little asian baby and tell me im wrong.

find something to smile at today! you are beautiful in so many ways. even if things go wrong or you make a mistake, you are still beautiful. stop beating yourself up over nothing and put a smile on your face

one thing about art school that i am not really used to... people with tails. yes i have seen it before. no i am still not used to it. guys making out with guys, okay. people walking around with full on tails, not so much. do you wanna have a raccoon tail? really? or have some bushy thing hanging out of your pants? how is that comfortable?  someone please explain this trend to me

awkward places to play the penis game:

in a library
during church
at a doctors office
during silent reading
in an elevator
during a play
at a playground
on the bus
at an airport
at an open house
at a car dealership
in a store at the mall

i hate really happy people. they don't make sense to me. how can you naturally be that happy??? it is not normal. either you have something wrong with you or you are on drugs. no one can be that happy. there is no way. you can't even be sane around them because they are that crazy happy. just be NORMAL happy!

i love having the power to do whatever i want to do. it's like holding the world in the palm of your hand

i don't think 99.9% of girls can pull of a lot of tattoos. especially on their legs and calves. some girls can rock a sleeve but that is very very few girls. i think it just looks dumb most of the time. also if girls gain weight, tattoos are not good. yuckkkkk

i wanna go shopping!!!!!! RIGHT NOW someone take me and open the mall so we can shop

starting at a new place is always kinda weird. i don't know if i would say it was hard but it is definitely different. you are learning how to act the first few weeks. and it's hard to get back into the swing of things

the awkward moment when everyone starts saying the pledge of allegiance and you are listening to your ipod so loud that you can't hear them and keep rockin out in the back with your headphones on....

bisexual scene girls. seriously i do not know how many girls that i have seen that were scene and took pictures making out with girls and guys that all have super heavy black eye liner on and straightened hair and snake bites and shit. its especially weird when scene guys make out with each other 

we're sitting at lunch eating and we're talking about something and then all of a sudden BAM one of the girls says "I like rough sex". okay awesome. thanks for sharing- i like rough sex- good lunch conversation. do you also like chains and whips and handcuffs? or is that too much.

Boob hickeys. okay possibly the best place to hide a hickey and the most embarrassing place to have someone see a hickey. i don't think having a giant bluish purplish red splotchy bruise on your boob is very sexy. and why would you want a guy sucking on your boob anyways? you're going to have to do that when you have kids and your breasts are militating and shit so why would you want to have a grown man sucking on your boobs. whatever floats your boat i guess! 

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