Here’s a condom. Since you’re acting like a dick, you should dress like one.

Why You?

When i look at you all i can think is- oh my god. i can not believe i had sex with him. i mean really. everyone is going to have one in their life that they regret or just say WHY did i do that????  But really. Why him of all people hahaha what the hell was i thinking when i did that because now he can say ya me and her fucked and that is embarassing hahahahha

Lalallaaaa

I love winter- even though it doesn't snow here i love how its cold and you get to wear boots and how you can see your breathe in the air when you are outside. its cuddle weather :) its wonderful i like it! i love sitting under the blankets and cuddling with the person you like and watching movies all day and drinking coffee and looking at christmas lights and decorating the christmas tree and going shopping and the rain.

enough said.

No matter what i do- i feel empty. I feel alone and there are thousands of people around me every single day but you are the only one that matters. You were the only one that ever mattered. And i mean nothing to you. So i'm standing here, wishing that i could see you smile back at me one more time and that you were here to hold my hand and fall asleep next to me. You're not. You're never here. You walked out of my life and my only regret is watching you go. Because now i'm here all alone and you are somewhere out there living your life to the fullest while i wishing you would come back into my life. It's funny how that works isn't it? The only thing you really want- the only thing you really need- you can't have because they don't want you back.

Mistakes.

When the ones we love let us down where do we go? if we cant rely on them, what does that say about our selves. Their mistakes cost us tears and pain. In the end the tears are wasted and the pain goes away. Time moves on and were ready for bigger and better things. But till then were left waiting to see what happen next. Is it really fare that we get hurt because of their mistakes?

xoxo Raquel alise

Word of the day

Nepheligenous

producing clouds of tobacco smoke

once upon a time, nobody gave a fuck

Before i die.

(the blue ones i already have done)

Finish a book.

swim with dolphins

Make my own cook book.

Buy a black convertible mustang.

See Greece and Paris.

Go snowboarding.

Get a tattoo.

Be in two places at once.

Get married.

Rock Climb in Zion

Hike Angel's landing

Skydive

kiss someone at the top of a ferris wheel

See the ball drop in NYC on New Years

Go scuba diving

Have my own photography studio.

Sleep under the stars.

See the northern lights

Relearn how to play the piano

Go to a movie at midnight

Go to the cathedrals in Europe

Learn how to drive a stick

Ride an elephant

Make my own recipe

Kiss under mistletoe ;)

Tell the people I have hurt I am sorry.

See Jaidyn walk.

Hike a volcano

Lay in bed all day and relax. for once.

Backpack through Europe

Go cliff diving

Go to over 10 national parks

Go to the top of the empire state building

See the constitution and declaration of independence.

Have an article published in a major newspaper

Buy a puppy.

Perfect salsa dancing and the bachata

Swim in a waterfall

Go to all 50 states.

Vote.

Go to college and graduate.

Read all of Shakespeare's plays

Ride a mechanical bull.

Swim in all my clothes

Say i love you and mean it

Make a scrapbook of my life so far.

Have a baby. 

Learn how to speak french fluently.

Learn how to surf

Kiss in the rain

Watch the sun rise from the grand canyon

Go in a hot air balloon

Hike to the bottom of the grand canyon

Go white water rafting

Capernoited

slightly intoxicated; tipsy

How to piss off a librarian

i ate lunch in the library the other day because i was doing homework with someone. and i didn't know that people actually went in the library. and the librarians are really really mean. so i compiled a list of ways to piss them off because she yelled at people for everything

1) Kiss in the library. She hates PDA. A lot. I don't even think she'd let you hold hands in there so i'm sure she'll love that

2) Open a bag of your favorite chips- it will be noising and make a popping noise. Then loudly eat your chips. and then, lick your fingers. she may kick you out because she is so disgusted.

3) Lift the legs of your chair off the ground and hold on to the table so you dont fall.

4) Laugh. Loudly.

5) Rearrange the books so that they are not in order. Or better yet, leave them on the ground.

6) Rearrange the tables and chairs. She hates when things are out of order or not the way they are supposed to be.

7) Play games on the school computers or try and hack facebook or be really bad and look at porn or something. She will have a field day.

8) Sit there and do nothing. She doesn't like when you aren't being productive.

9) When she shhhhh's you just keep talking.

10) Don't push your chair in. and leave little crumblies and papers on the floor.

Write me a song

I just found these lyrics to a song me and my friend wrote. It's actually pretty good, it was so much fun writing this with her because she has an amazing voice and she is like my sister but i just found it and it made me wanna write a song!!! But i don't know what to write it about.....

FAT TUESDAYS are back

2 crunch wrap supremes, steak quesadilla combo with one taco and a large baha blast mountian dew one large order of curly fries 3 pink sprinkle doughnuts. a lemon loaf a tall passion fruit lemonade iced tea with 2 pumps of sweetener a venti gingerbread latte and a venti toffee mocha frappachino. God i missed fat tuesdays. 3 girls pigging out at lunch. The best. If we're going to eat- we are going to eat

TIME TO DECORATE!

Time to decorate the christmas tree! I used to love doing this my dad would pick me up so i could hang the ornaments on the tree and over the years i obviously have decided i dont want my dad lifting me up to hang ornaments. I am 5'2. Its kinda hard to hang ornaments on the tree. And ladders scare me. It has become a problem hahhaa

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided. 

New blogging buddy!

So my wonderful friend Raquel is going to start blogging on here with me :) She is like exactly like me so i think this is going to work! We wear the same size shoes, same size shirts, same size jeans, and i think even have the same bra size hahha. She is also 5'2 and has an obsession with shoes and acrylics like me. We get our nails done together. We write love notes together in French class and are going to have fishy play dates haha so meet my other half Raquel!!!!

xoxox,
Kaitlyn

 This looks like so much fun right now!!!! Let's get in a pillow fight and stay up all night ;)

It is really annoying when it takes people an hour to text you back. It's like really? How hard is it for you to send a text? It takes a full 2 seconds and you only say like a sentence anyways but it takes you an hour. That is not okay. It is one of my pet peeves. Or when people say 'K'. thats like saying "fuck you i don't care what you are saying at all stop talking" it is really really annoying

Ugly children.

I want my baby to look exactly like this okay!?!?! I like the monkey face and the crazy ginger hair look its kinda hot. I mean really. Who wouldn't want to carry around this little bundle of joy and say "THIS IS MY BABY AND ITS THE CUTEST BABY IN THE WORLD!" I hate it when people do that... its like no. your baby is UGLY. I don't think a mom would be able to admit that. After 9 months you end up with an ugly baby. Bad genes? Luck of the draw? Maybe they will grow into it? How sad.. a face only a mother could love. 

I could really go for a grapefruit right now

Well this is interesting.

While me and Raquel were cleaning out her purse we discovered that there are instructions on how to put a condom on inside the box. So we decided to read it for laughs (don't worry... we weren't reading it for educational purposes... we aren't stupid in this department.) So we are chilling outside the nail place reading the condom box laughing our asses off because it is just like super funny to us for some reason. It's kinda one of those things like really? You should not be having sex if you have to read the inside of the box to learn how to put a condom on haha. Can you imagine you're like about to get it on and your guy is like- wait wait i don't know how to do this, lets read the directions. Oh my..... so here are the directions from the inside of the condom box. Just for laughs :p

TROJAN ULTRA RIBBED LUBRICATED CONDOMS- FOR EXTRA STIMULATION. 

Latex condoms are intended to prevent pregnancy , HIV/AIDS, and other sexually transmitted infections. Latex condoms reduce the risk of transmitting STIs by providing a barrier against the source of the infection. However, they do not completely eliminate the risks of pregnancy and STIs. For additional information on condoms, STI and pregnancy protection or if you believe you have an STI, contact a health care provider or public health agent.

DIRECTIONS: (there are diagrams too... but i obviously can't include those)

1) Use a new condom for every sex act. 

-Lesions, pre-ejaculate secretions, semen, vaginal secretions, and blood can all transmit infections.

2) Tear open the package carefully. Do not use fingernails, teeth, scissors, or anything that can damage the condom

3) Before an sexual contact, place condom on the head of the erect penis. Be sure the rolled-up ring is on the outside. And leave space at the tip to hold semen when you come. 

4) Squeeze tip gently so no air is trapped inside. Hold tip while you unroll the condom all the way to the base of the erect penis. If the condom doesn't unroll, it may be on backwards, damaged, or too old. Throw it away and start over with a new condom.

5) Immediately after ejaculation, hold the condom in place, withdraw the penis while it is still erect.

-Avoid spilling semen. 

6) Dispose of a used condom by wrapping it in a tissue and throwing it in the rash. Wash your hands and genitals and surrounding areas with soap and water.

WARNINGS:

- CAUTION: this product contains natural rubber which may cause allergic reactions. This product contains a lubricant. Some users are sensitive or allergic to lubricants. If you or your partner has had any reaction to latex rubber or lubricants, do not use this product. If either partner has any reaction to this product, stop use and see your doctor

- For additional lubrication, use a water based lubricant, DO NOT USE OIL-BASED LUBRICANTS, such as those made with petroleum jelly (e.g. vaseline) mineral oil, vegetable oil, or cold cream, as these may damage the condom. Avoid contact with talcum/baby powder because it may contain oil. 

-If the female partner is using vaginal products for medical treatment purposes, the condoms may be weakened and their effectiveness may be reduced

- Do not reuse condoms. Use a new condom for every sex act. 

-If the rubber material is sticky or brittle or obviously damaged, do not use the condom.

- If the color is uneven or changed, do not use the condom.

-Was hands as well as penis, vagina, and surrounding areas- before and after sex. This cuts the chance of infection. 

- Keep unused condoms in their packs in a cool, dry place (not in a wallet) 

- To avoid damage to furniture, do not place opened foil packet or used condom on any surface.

Look your best - who said love is blind? 

The new boyy

Just saw this picture and thought of glee. He's the new boy. And they always manage to find a way to make him naked in the show hahahha just an observation. He's always at the gym or taking a bath or in the shower or changing or in rocky horror etc. but he ALWAYS manages to have a scene written in where hes shirtless. Haha i think its funny

I love winter

I love winter. You get to make ginger bread houses and decorate them and christmas cookies and you get to wear jeans every day and uggs and big sweatshirts and cute jackets and sweaters and wear cute boots and go ice skating and cuddle all day and look at christmas lights and winter break and see your breathe in the air when you walk around and drink hot chocolate and go on starbucks runs and sometimes it rains and you get to be all warm and cozy and light the fireplace and get snowflakes painted on your acrylics and make homey food like beef stew and stuff and it is lovely. simply lovely.

People are dumb asses.

Sunday afternoon. 80 degrees. Cruisin with the top down in the mustang with my sunglasses on listening to music on the way to the mall. I come over a hill going 60. Then slow down to 40. I'm going in the turn lane and the light is green. So i'm not slowing down. Lane next to me. 10 cars back. Red light. Completely stopped. This lady with like 3 kids in her car decides to pull in front of me. And isn't stopping. I am like slamming on the break my mom is screaming. And she doesn't stop she keeps coming into my lane. I end up like a foot away from the side of her car. With kids in it. And i am like oh my god i am going to kill her family i am going to wreck my favorite car ever and am going to end up in the hospital. Oh my god. I get the car to stop. Like inches away from her car. She just drives through the light. That is now yellow. I almost get in a car accident. The lady drives away. And i get stuck at the light. Oh my god scariest fucking thing of my life. People are stupid. 

Word of the day

Vigesimation 

the act of killing every 20th person.

Amazing ƸӜƷ

I love my girls so much... they are amazing and i am so lucky to have them in my life and this song is for emily and jen <3 you two are like sisters to me and i love you so much and i was listening to this and it made me think of you guys


The morning cold and raining,
dark before the dawn could come
How long in twilight waiting
longing for the rising sun
ohoh ohoh Oh ooh

You came like crashing thunder
breaking through these walls of stone
You came with wide eyed wonder
into all this great unknown
ohoh ohoh Ohoooh Oohh

Hush now don't you be afraid
I promise you I'll always stay
I'll never be that far away
I'm right here with you

[Chorus]
You're so amazing you shine like the stars
You're so amazing the beauty you are
You came blazing right into my heart
You're so amazing you are...
You are

You came from heaven shining
Breath of God still flows from fresh on you
The beating heart inside me
Crumbled at this one so new
ohoh ohoh Oooh ooohhh

No matter where or how far you wander
For a thousand years or longer
I will always be there for you
Right here with you

[Chorus]
You're so amazing you shine like the stars
You're so amazing the beauty you are
You came blazing right into my heart
You're so amazing you are...

I hope your tears are few and fast
I hope your dreams come true at last
I hope you find love that goes on and on and on and on and on
I hope you wish on every star
I hope you never fall too far
I hope this world can see how wonderful you are

[Chorus]
You're so amazing you shine like the stars
You're so amazing the beauty you are
You came blazing right into my heart
You're so amazing...

You're so amazing you shine like the stars
You're so amazing the beauty you are
You came blazing right into my heart
You're so amazing you are...
You are

Disneyland... Happiest place on earth?

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Wow i am so smart

So i love how my new years resolution for this year was to stay out of trouble. Hahaha that is a joke. I was grounded after the 2nd. January 1st at 12 AM, Daddy I am going to be good this year. Later that day. I fuck it up. and it has gone downhill since then. I mind as well say my new years resolution is to live my life regret free and be happy. That isn't saying i will stay out of trouble hahahha so this year is almost over. 2010. Wow what an interesting year... I just want to get through the rest of this year and then start over. Okieee???

Hmm....

All that i ask is that you make him happy. That you hold his hand when everything is going wrong. That you make him smile even on his worst days. That you kiss him in the rain and laugh at his jokes that aren't even funny. That you love him unconditionally. That you love him the way I loved him. But i don't think you are capable of that. Because he was my world. But I wasn't his. And now he's yours and not mine. So hold on to the moments you have. Kiss long. Talk often. Because as much as it hurts to see you with him I know that he is happy. And that is all that I want. 

LOOK MOMMY! SHE LOOKS LIKE BARBIE!

Okay, so i am at the grocery store. I am in my pajamas. I came for poptarts okay? And this lady is walking next to me. And she is blonde. Like blonde blonde. Like oh my god did you buy that out of a box? blonde. Like blonder than Gaga blonde. And she's got on her Juicy sweats. Pink. Of course. And the crop top. thats pink too. Belly button piercing. Fake tan. Like oh my god? did you mean to look that orange? you look like a fucking oompa loompa! tan. Stomach showing. Major cleavage with the leopard straps. Like did you buy a fucking bombshell bra from victoria's secret? status.  Did you want to have your boobs go up to your neck? Watch she probably did. shes probably like an A or a B and now she's a D because of that bra or she got a boob job. That's probably it. So in that case. Shes like a triple E. She's got the huge glossy lips. Injected? The perfect nose. Where'd you get it done? The dark eye shadow with the liquid eye liner to give her cat eyes. The huge diamond earrings and the cute little tiffanys bracelet with her wedding ring. I have money. Can you tell? She's on her iphone talking in a very fake, annoying voice. She turns around. Juicy written in rhinestones on her ass. Little girl walks by. "Mommmy! Look! SHE LOOKS LIKE BARBIE! BUT SHE'S OLD!" Way to try and be a MILF. You failed miserably. 

Booobiesss

"im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars"

Hahaha this made me laugh. So guys, just wondering. When you are hooking up with multiple girls, do you guys really send each other texts like this? Because if so... that is so wrong and so hilarious. Guess it's a good thing that i'm not the 32A im the other one.. I don't have to worry about disappointing anyone because I am a "regular". And you know the girl is sitting there going Oh my god! Chad* is over. and the guy is like, SEX? alright i'm down. But as soon as she's off the rag I'm going back to the chick with big boobs.

Sugarland - Stay

Im not a big fan of country music but this is amazing

Please tell me that there is some truth behind those pale gray eyes and that faint little smile that is spread across your face. I don't think I can bare any more disappointment. 

Look its the baby turtle from finding nemo

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww isn't it cute!?!?!?! i want a little baby turtle that will sit in my hand and smile at me. That would make me so very happy. It looks like the little baby turtle from finding nemo... you know the one thats always like DUUUUUDDDEEEE ddduuuddeee DUUUUUDEEEEE and saying nogin and shit haha but its real not animated hehe awwww im in love with it look how adorable. It would probably eat my hand or something

im bored and im rambling.

Its true. When you're not around i really don't know where to go.. what to do.. what to say. I don't know who to talk to when I'm up at 3 AM or what to eat when I am  looking in my refrigerator. You are my decision maker... You were my decision maker. And now I am so indecisive. I am so weird. Without you here no street seems crowded and my phone never rings.  It is a lonely existence without you in my life. I don't know what kind of juice to buy i only remember the kind of poptarts you like and I am beginning to feel a little bit lost without you. And my world is starting to spin in circles and i keep wishing you were here to hold my hand and to make me jump. But i can't find you. I can never find you. It makes me sad.

The pre-party

I think that getting ready is sometimes actually more fun than going to the event. I mean really, when you think about it, sitting around in your house with your girlfriends trying to decide what to wear, doing your hair and your makeup and your nails, picking out your shoes walking around in them and your bra and underwear, curling your hair and putting on your eyeliner is so much fun! Or at least I have fun with it. Its like the pre-excitement for the event and getting to hang out and get ready and take pictures. I love it. It is one of my favorite things hahhaha

WORD OF THE DAY

TIBIALOCONCUPISCENT 

HAVING THE LASCIVIOUS INTEREST IN WATCHING A WOMAN PUT ON STOCKINGS

Shirtless guys with sunglasses, tans, tattoos, and a face like that? Always good in my book

If I wanted to be controlled, I would have came with a remote.

The wise words of Mae West

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better. 

I must agree with Mae West on this one. If I'm going to be good, I can be good. If I want to be a good girl I can be, but being bad is just so much more fun. Breaking the rules and participating in dirty acts just makes life so much more exciting. I can be good- really really good. Or at least act good but being bad is my preference ;)

She doesn't care

he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.

They always say they are going to be faithful until something better comes along and then he is all over the new girl of the minute. So I think a lot of girls take it as a challenge if they like a guy and he has a girl. They don't see the look in her eyes when she smiles up at him and the way she feels holding his hand and kissing him. She doesn't hear it when he says he loves her and that he is so lucky to have her. She doesn't care about hurting her feelings. She only cares about the cute boy sitting in front of her. Making her kisses lust not love and her words trash not genuine. And to think that some skank can come along and ruin things in an hour when she spent so much timing loving and caring for him. It makes you wonder if she has a heart.

oh thanks guys. i love getting random pictures about giving clowns blow jobs when i'm sick it makes me feel so much better <3

You're my everything ♥

You're the smile on my face. You're the light that brightens the dark. You're my anywhere any time at all. You are the hand in mine when the world is falling apart. You are the stars in my sky. You are the breathe on the sheets. You are my will to be weird. You are the sun in my eyes. You are the fight in my heart. You're my motivation to get up in the morning and the reason I can sleep at night. You're my everything.

You aren't beautiful. You're beyond it.

Who knows what this is.....

You know when you first meet someone, you never think that they are going to hurt you. They smile they talk you watch their eyes the way the grin spreads across their face the way they brush their hair back or put their hands in their pockets. You think they're nice. Unless its a crazy homeless guy or some pedophile but you get to know them. You talk to them. Learn about them. And then they let you down. And then you tell them not to. They do it again. You tell them not to blow this. You tell them that you really like them not to mess this up.  The next time you start getting a little annoyed. You are hooked on them by now. Why do they keep doing this? Making these mistakes? A little time goes by... one more fight. You tell them you dont want to give up on them. They promise you that they wont. They do. Again. Why are you still giving them a shot? MY GOD WOMAN! Kick him to the curb already. He lets you down again. It hurts you. Now your voice is nothing but a whisper. You expect him to let you down but pray he won't. He always does. You whisper as you tell him to get his things and go. He let you down.

I'm not in love with you. I'm in love with the man i thought you were