today is the eve of christmas. and im laying in bed with courtney and my water heater is broken and we are listening to random god songs while she calls me a whore.. wait wait wait... slut. sorry. wrong word. apparently there's a big difference. i should know. but today is the eve of christmas. santa isn't bring me shit. because im probably on the naughty list. UHHH OHHH ya me and this guy at the mall yesterday-- zak... told the santa at the mall that he was an impostor and that santa wasn't real. im going to hell. well at least it'll be warm down there. not like this shit. maybe i'll get a nice tan. or maybe i'll burn. burn in H-E- double hockeysticksss!!!! wish me luck because im not nice. i am very very very naughty. sue me. hehe jk santa is REAL!!!!
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