"so i'm in a museum and there's a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. colonial hazing."

when you're dreaming with a broken heart. the waking up is the hardest part. roll out of bed and down on your knees. and for a moment you can hardly breathe.

thank you for breaking my heart. thank you for walking all over me when i'm falling apart. thanks for reminding me of the memories we had. thank you for tearing me apart. thank you for watching as i begin to lose my heart.

tell me what you really see every time you look at me because i am beginning to wonder what i ever meant to you. please don't make me that girl... please don't make me the girl that everyone knows that you didn't really love. please don't make me see that you never really loved me. tell me why you said those things. tell me why i gave you everything i've got. tell me why you walked out and told me to wait for you and while i waited you moved on. tell me why you do these things to me because i am beginning to lose to a broken heart. i'm beginning to wonder and i'm falling apart. 

"one date. that's all it took. i want to have him genius babies in me. one date."

flirt |flərt|verb1 [ intrans. ] behave as though attracted to or trying to attractsomeone, but for amusement rather than with seriousintentions : it amused him to flirt with her.• ( flirt with) experiment with or show a superficial interest in (an idea, activity, or movement) without committing oneself to it seriously : a painter who had flirted briefly with Cubism.• ( flirt with) deliberately expose oneself to (danger or difficulty) : the need of some individuals to flirt with death.2 [ trans. ] (of a bird) wave or open and shut (its wings or tail) with a quick flicking motion.• [ intrans. ] move back and forth with a flicking or fluttering motion : the lark was flirting around the site.nouna person who habitually flirts.DERIVATIVESflirtation |-ˈtā sh ən| nounflirtatious |-ˈtā sh əs| adjectiveflirtatiously |-ˈtā sh əslē| adverbflirtatiousness |-ˈtā sh əsnəs| nounflirty ( flirtier , flirtiest ).ORIGIN mid 16th cent.: apparently symbolic, the elements fl-and -irt both suggesting sudden movement; compare with flickand spurt . The original verb senses were [give someone a sharp blow] and [sneer at] ; the earliest noun senses were [joke, gibe]and [flighty girl] (defined by Dr. Johnson as [a pert young hussey] ), with a notion originally of cheeky behavior, later of playfully amorous behavior.

imbecile–noun
a person of the second order in a former classification of mental retardation, above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 25 to 50.

this is real. this is who i am. this is beauty. this is grace. this is real. this is me.

i hate cats. but kitties make everything better <3

i love when people think they have the cutest baby in the world and you just want to scream YOUR BABY IS UGLY but you couldn't do that because it would be mean, right? i mean, if someone honestly has a really ugly baby wouldn't it be wrong to lie and say it was cute?

i love cookiesssssss ;)