DEAR MOM AND DAD, 

I WILL NOT LOVE YOU WHEN I AM 15 YEARS OLD BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME AN UGLY BOWL CUT WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND I WAS FAT AND HAD LIGHT EYE BROWS AND AN UGLY SWEATER ON. I WILL BE RUNNING AWAY SO DON'T TRY AND FIND ME I WILL BE HIDING IN A HIGH END SALON GETTING A GOOD HAIRCUT FROM PEOPLE WHO CARE WHILE YOU WILL STILL BE TALKING TO THE OLD GUY IN SUPER CUTS

NOT MUCH LOVE

YOUR UGLY ASAIN CHILD

sex appeal taken too far?

BAD ANGRY MONKEY!! NO YELLING IN THE HOUSE!

okay you guys- here's the plan- you know how i like my pancakes on my face so we are going to put them on our faces like masks and cut holes for the mouth and nose and eyes and we are going to go rob a bank. no, no arguing. no negotiating. that's the way it's going to be. Oh, and let's take a picture before we go. We need to do christmas cards soon.

how cute would that be if you got your baby's foot tattooed on yours?!