him: bitch

her: hoe

him: skank

her: prostitute 

him: oh you know how i do on jelly avenue ;)

her: you work them tentacles boy

him: holla at me for a little sting ;)

her: under the sea!

him: under the sea.. darling it's better, down where it's wetter take IT from me

i don't like tomatoes but this looks yummy

why can't you ever just have faith in me. i would never do anything to hurt you, and you think i am unfaithful. you think that i am a liar. a cheat. but i've never been that kind of girl i don't know why you can't see that because i love you

i'm in my own little world and there is no way out. guess it looks like you are trapped with me

get tan. fall in love. have fun. ya. its the way life is in the summer time and this weather is such a fuckin tease!!!

don't be stupid enough to cheat on your girlfriend and get caught my god. if you are going to do it at least cover your ass so you don't fuck yourself over and break her heart. no it's not right to lie, but if you are going to do it- at least do it well. it just gets sloppy after a while it's like you want to get caught. but do you really want to deal with a girl bawling her eyes out because you don't love her and you were unfaithful... NOO. so don't do it or don't be a dumb ass and get caught my god

you are more of an animal than ke$ha you need to be caged

DEAR MOM AND DAD, 

I WILL NOT LOVE YOU WHEN I AM 15 YEARS OLD BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME AN UGLY BOWL CUT WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND I WAS FAT AND HAD LIGHT EYE BROWS AND AN UGLY SWEATER ON. I WILL BE RUNNING AWAY SO DON'T TRY AND FIND ME I WILL BE HIDING IN A HIGH END SALON GETTING A GOOD HAIRCUT FROM PEOPLE WHO CARE WHILE YOU WILL STILL BE TALKING TO THE OLD GUY IN SUPER CUTS

NOT MUCH LOVE

YOUR UGLY ASAIN CHILD

sex appeal taken too far?

BAD ANGRY MONKEY!! NO YELLING IN THE HOUSE!

okay you guys- here's the plan- you know how i like my pancakes on my face so we are going to put them on our faces like masks and cut holes for the mouth and nose and eyes and we are going to go rob a bank. no, no arguing. no negotiating. that's the way it's going to be. Oh, and let's take a picture before we go. We need to do christmas cards soon.

how cute would that be if you got your baby's foot tattooed on yours?!