DEAR MOM AND DAD, 

I WILL NOT LOVE YOU WHEN I AM 15 YEARS OLD BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME AN UGLY BOWL CUT WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND I WAS FAT AND HAD LIGHT EYE BROWS AND AN UGLY SWEATER ON. I WILL BE RUNNING AWAY SO DON'T TRY AND FIND ME I WILL BE HIDING IN A HIGH END SALON GETTING A GOOD HAIRCUT FROM PEOPLE WHO CARE WHILE YOU WILL STILL BE TALKING TO THE OLD GUY IN SUPER CUTS

NOT MUCH LOVE

YOUR UGLY ASAIN CHILD