not enough room in your car? it's okay... just put me in the trunk. i'll be fine

smile. be a kid again. ride a bike. fly as high as you can on the swings. reach for the sun and twirl with your arms in the air. make eyelash wishes and look down at callused hands from monkey bars and playing on the playground. enjoy the bandaids of your youth because it slowly slips away and gets harder. and you always want to go back to coloring in kindergarten where boys thought girls had cooties and you cried over a scraped up knee rather than having your heart walked on

i went to corky's with some yearbook people this morning and ate pancakes the size of my face x2 and they were SO GOOD. i don't even care that i've been good and haven't been eating  4000 calories a day and have lost 6 pounds. i wanted to eat the freakin pancake. and i did. and it was delicious.

darling- you can be an indian if you would like to be. 

because there is absolutely nothing to do.....

It’s night right now. 

There’s something else you should be doing at the moment.

You ate chicken today.    
You are lactose intolerant.
There’s a nearby TV on.
You get along with your neighbours. 
Twilight is a horrible series. 
You’re hungry right now.
You have worked out today.   
Running a mile sounds awful. 
You have a job.
You love to bake Christmas cookies.    
Your parents are still together. 
You woke up before 8 this morning.
Baths are better than showers. 
You are 5’5” or shorter.
You hate British accents. 
Victoria’s Secret is a good store. 
Cats are better than dogs.
The 90’s sucked.   
Your cell phone is right next to you.
Your favorite color is either blue or purple.
Your hair is short.
You are by yourself right now.
The last thing you drank was water. 
You’re in your PJ’s right now.
Your hair colour is natural.
Fred from Youtube is annoying.
You don’t drink soda.
You are at least 130 lbs.
There’s at least 20$ in your wallet.
It’s cold out.
Orange juice is better than apple juice.
You love someone right now.
Video games are awesome.
Your sheets are white.
You have read works by Shakespeare before.
You’ve been professionally diagnosed with a psychological disorder.   
You know someone in the hospital right now.
You’ve showered today.    
You know someone who has beaten cancer. 
Sneakers are your favorite shoes to wear.
Chocolate is better than vanilla.
You’re allergic to peanuts. 
You’ve never been to New York.
You’ve never been on a varsity sports team. 
You want to go to Europe. 
You’re using a laptop right now.
Plastic surgery is a good idea. 
Vanilla is the best scent a girl can wear.
You’ve cheated on someone before.
You have a broken heart at the moment.   
One of your friends has tried drugs.
School is too early. 
Your nails have nail polish on them right now. 
You’re Italian.   
You have a tan right now.
You’ve been on a diet before. 
You shop in plus sized clothing stores.   
Hot Topic is scary. 
There are socks on your feet right now. 
You’ve used a hair straightener. 
Shopping online is easier than shopping in an actual store.
You’re in Verizon’s network.
Cheesecake is delicious. 
Your BMI falls into the overweight category.
You have gotten your hair cut in the past month.
Your birthday is within the next 2 months.
Comedies are better than action films.
Math is the best subject.   
You are fluent in more than one language.
You love Greek food.
You consider yourself a picky eater.
You have more than 3 pillows on your bed. 
You live with your parents.
You’re happy right now. 
You are a high school graduate.
You have a pet cat.
You were born before April 5th, 1991.
You have brown hair.
You have blue or green eyes.
You last name is longer than 5 letters long.
You are in a relationship.
You are can count to 20 in another language.
You have studied a foreign language.
You voted in the 2008 presidential election.
You own a vehicle that is older than a 2004.
You have worked 3rd shift.
You have worked in a fast food restaurant.
You drove somewhere that was further than a half hour away today.
You live in New Jersey.
You live in Montana.
You live in Pennsylvania.
Your last name begins with an ‘M’.
Your middle name begins with a ‘C’.
Your first name begins with an ‘S’.
You are older than 19.
You are younger than 16.
You are an only child.
Your parents are  divorced.
You have more than one sibling.
You are an Aquarius.
You are a vegetarian.
You have a gym membership.
You are in the military.
You have a relative in the military.
You have been to Canada.
You have been to Mexico.
You have been to Europe.
You are currently enrolled in college/university.
You have done something you told yourself you wouldn’t.
You have braces. 
You wear contact lenses.
You have a tattoo on your ankle.
You have a tattoo on your wrist.
You have a tattoo on your lower back.
You have a tattoo on your upper arm.   
You have a lip piercing.
You have a tongue piercing.
You have your nipples pierced.
You have your cartilage pierced.
You have curly hair.
You are engaged.   
You are married. 
You have children.  
You are an aunt or uncle.
Your bedroom walls are blue.
Your bedspread is red.
Your bedroom carpet is beige.
You have been out to eat at a sit-down restaurant in the last week.
You have been drunk in the past 24 hours.  
You have lost your virginity before you turned 16.
You are bisexual.   
You watch Scrubs.
You watch Jon & Kate Plus 8.
You watch American Idol.
You have been to the movies within the last month.
You have cursed in front of your grandparents.
You had a lunch box with a cartoon character on it when you were little.
You actually pay attention to politics.
You are still waiting for your first kiss.  
You have kissed someone within the last week.
You have kissed three or more people this year. 
You would kiss the last person you kissed again.

You were told you looked cute today. 

You were hugged today.
Your best friend is the opposite sex.
You have paid more than $100 on one item of clothing.
You had a date to prom.
You are a good speller.
You are always on time.
You believe in karma.
You have thrown up within the last 6 months.
You have ridden an elevator within the last 3 days.
You have been out of the country within the last year.   
You love Chinese food.
You love Italian food. 
You love Mexican food.
You love country music.
You love rap.
You love hip hop. 
You love punk rock.
You love hard rock. 
You love metal.
You love classic rock.
You love bluegrass.  
You love oldies.
You love techno.
You love instrumental music.
You know someone younger than 10 who passed away.
You have been in a car wreck.  
You have had stitches.
You have a parent who is a teacher.  
You have a checking account.
You have a debit card.
You have a currently have a $2 bill in your possession.
You have dated someone who was 2 years younger than you.
You have dated someone who was 2 years older than you.
You have broken up with someone for someone else. 
You have cheated on someone.
You have been cheated on.
You are Catholic.
You are Mormon.
You are Buddhist. 
You are Agnostic.
You wish at 11:11.
You have had your current job for more than 3 months.
You have had your heart broken.
You broke someone else’s heart.
You felt bad about it. 
You have an Aunt Karen.   
You have an Uncle Bill.
You have a cousin Sarah.
You have a cousin Adam.   
You have worked with a Danielle. 
You have ridden in a car with a Stephen.
You have hugged a Tiffany.  
You have had class with a David.
You have had a crush on an Emily.
You have kissed a Derek.   
You have been neighbors with a Hannah.
You have done something just for the fact that you were old enough to. 
You have been a witch for Halloween.
You have been a pumpkin for Halloween.
You have stayed up for 48 hours straight .
You have been to Walmart within the last 3 days.
You own a pair of scrubs.   
You own a cowboy hat.   

You have hooked up with a neighbor
You own a leather coat.
You are missing someone right now.
You have been let down recently.
You have had someone you thought you could trust betray you.
You would rather have a one-night stand than a relationship.
You have been to a cemetary at midnight.  
You have been a vampire for Halloween.  

these children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast money, and cheap drinks

i hate when you are sitting in a restaurant forever and no one comes to help you- it drives me CRAZY and you can see the open booth against the wall that is "reserved"... for the family coming in an hour... it seriously pisses me off. or like if a waitor takes an hour to take your order. what are you doing? chatting with the cute girl in the back? get your ass over here and take my order already it will take me a full 2 minutes. and don't be the fake happy waiter who smiles and giggles at your jokes and is so insanely fake- ew. i could go on forever but i wont

awww i wanna see jen's kitties- i miss tom and jerry and when they wake me up at 5:30 in the morning because they decide its play time and decide to start clawing the blanket.. with my leg right under it. miss my babies

catch the sun in the tips of your fingers

i don't know why but i actually really really liked this dress on her. it was a pretty color and it fit her well and it was conservative and colorful and i really liked it

don't you know? INDIE is the new thing.

jellyfish are relaxing

okay so no one ever said that army boots were supposed to be a fashion statement- but we're gonna go all out and take combat boots and rhinestone them and put faces on them and make them all "stylish" and "in" and walk around in them in leggings and skinny jeans and make them a fashion statement. i mean, years ago men were walking around in trenches, getting all muddy in the old, worn lace up boots but now girls look HOT wearing them. I mean damn, that is saying something if a girl gets compliments on her combat boots. they are big and clunky and aren't meant for fashion but apparently they are now.

let's start a revolution- just for the hell of it- because it sounds fun to protest and get what you want and start new trends and take over an era

howwww cuteeee

the headline reads freshman girls fight on campus in front of WASC observer. SERIOUSLY. So this girl goes and shes pissed and the girl bailed from their "scheduled" fight in the gym so she just comes up and decks her and starts throwing punches. keep in mind this chick is 5'1 super tiny and she is fighting the girl who everyone thought was her best friend. we just happened to have the fight in front of the WASC supervisor who is evaluating our school. Not only is it extremely trashy to have a girl fight- but to do it in front of someone who is evaluating the WHOLE school while everyone is yelling fight and smiling and recording it. Really. That says something about the girls at our school. at least she had the balls to do it but she should have waited until those people weren't there and then go talk about it all over faceboook and formspring. Keeepin' it CLASSSSSSYYY!!

i hate your smile. i hate the stupid freckles that cover your nose. i hate your eyes. i hate how much we fought. i hate how you always changed your mind. i hate your old fashion style. i hate the name amity. i hate white houses with green lawns and picket fences. i hate the idea of going on a honeymoon to greece and vacationing under a mango tree in Jamaica. i hate mangos. i hate how 6 months later i still have nights where all i want to do is talk to you for one last time. i hate your voice. i hate your necklace. i hate the name amber rae. i hate that smile that would cross your face when you opened the door and saw me. i hate the butterflies i got. i hate how i loved you. i hate how i only loved you. I hate how you looked at me after we kissed. i hated when you whispered in my ear.  i hated when you would follow me when i walked out on you. i hated how you would carry me home even when i wanted to run away. i hated how you made me stop drinking coffee. i hated how you took my writing and read it. i hate how you would tickle me. i hate animated movies. i hate beagles and golden retrievers and boxers. i hated when you spun the teacups too fast. i hated how you always wanted to leave. i hated how you were never happy. i hate how i wasn't good enough for you. i hate that i miss you because you aren't worth missing.

say that im a bitch- at least i speak my mind. say that i'm selfish- you have never seen all the good that i have done. say that i'm fat- i way less than 110 pounds. say that i have no friends- really? i've got plenty. just look around. say that i am a slut- if you really want to believe that. at least i'm having fun and living my life. and you are standing in the corner wishing you could. tell me i'm fake- real hair real skin real boobs real smile. ya, i'm definitely fake. tell me no one likes me- that is why i can talk to a list of guys that want to be with me. tell me that i'm not pretty- you can check facebook. people definitely disagree. tell me that i lie- i have nothing to lie about. tell me that i'm lazy- because i will kill myself for something i love. keep talking because it just proves that you really know nothing about me.

i want bunny shaped pancakes with heart eyes and a little pink heart nose!!!! THOSE LOOK AMAZING

when i have a baby... its going to be an awesome baby. its going to be the super cute super cool rockstar child who wears raybans and mini flannel jackets and jeans and doors tshirts and little one pieces with guitars all over them. i wanna have a sexyy baby god damn it

well hello everyone. i just wanted to introduce my new boyfriend... his name is Michael. He is a 32 year old man who is 6'2 with blonde hair, green eyes, tan skin- but he is white- he loves surfing and long walks on the beach as well as going to country concerts with his sister Marie. He went to san diego state university and he wants to be a construction worker/ contractor because it's a real man's job. He has lived in California all his life and loves soccer, baseball, and playing guitar. I met him online at Match.com. Isn't he amazing??? Until i found out he is really a 47 year old mexican with a half shaved head and a rat's tail, brown eyes, brown skin named Migel who enjoys wearing black eye liner, not shaving, smoking pot and getting drunk at the house at the end of the block whenever he feels like it. He doesn't know how to surf and he thinks walking is for weird people.... its because he is fat so he has no energy to walk... he doesn't know what country music is only death metal and he has a sister named merill. not marie. and she looks like snooki. she would be searched if she went to a country concert. He didn't go to college, he has to be in construction to pay the bills for his family who are illegal immigrants from mexico and he doesn't play sports or own a guitar. 

hahaha the things people say on the internet. 

it's amazing what they let kids read now days :p

I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.

 Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology

Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together

Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.

I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.

Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.

He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men

I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...

i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.

Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.

She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.

Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.

my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year

She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am

She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.

Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.

they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..

my beautiful "sister" who i love so much who i got to take pictures of until 5 AM yesterday <3 i will be posting pictures soon!

sushi and asian food sounds amazing right now. end of story.

the awkward moment when a really hot guy with a smokin' body comes up to the machine next to you in the gym and you can't help but casually glance over to get a look at the sexiness getting buff next to you :p

i'm at the point where i just want to throw my middle finger in the air and yell F*#$ the world!!!

driving until i forget what happened. driving until i forget what i said. driving until i forget the chills that still run down my spine. driving until i forget that look in your eyes and the cracked, broken tone to your voice. driving until you are erased from my memory.

dear boy i am beginning to miss for no apparent reason,

i was talking to you today, and you broke my heart all over again. i never knew how lost you were when we were together... but i know now. and i am hitting myself trying to understand why i didn't see it before.. how could i miss something so big when i was with you for so long. i'm wondering if i was really that unobservant and i don't understand how this could have happened.. i should have realized what was going on- i should have helped you stop. i didn't. you never let me know there was a problem. and i just wanted to say that everything you could be is so amazing and i hope that you don't give up because you have potential that a lot of people don't.

-k