How to piss off a librarian

i ate lunch in the library the other day because i was doing homework with someone. and i didn't know that people actually went in the library. and the librarians are really really mean. so i compiled a list of ways to piss them off because she yelled at people for everything

1) Kiss in the library. She hates PDA. A lot. I don't even think she'd let you hold hands in there so i'm sure she'll love that

2) Open a bag of your favorite chips- it will be noising and make a popping noise. Then loudly eat your chips. and then, lick your fingers. she may kick you out because she is so disgusted.

3) Lift the legs of your chair off the ground and hold on to the table so you dont fall.

4) Laugh. Loudly.

5) Rearrange the books so that they are not in order. Or better yet, leave them on the ground.

6) Rearrange the tables and chairs. She hates when things are out of order or not the way they are supposed to be.

7) Play games on the school computers or try and hack facebook or be really bad and look at porn or something. She will have a field day.

8) Sit there and do nothing. She doesn't like when you aren't being productive.

9) When she shhhhh's you just keep talking.

10) Don't push your chair in. and leave little crumblies and papers on the floor.