JACUZZI days

So it's 50 degrees outside. At least it's sunny. Right? So we walk to the jacuzzi a few minutes away from Colin's house. This is the bad thing about having a guy in your life that surfs every day and is never cold. It doesn't matter if it's freezing outside its always time for a jacuzzi sesh. So we go to the jacuzzi and I change in the bathroom. And it's freezing. Cold tile + freezing outside+ bathing suit = HORRIBLE COMBINATION. So we go in the jacuzzi. And we are having  good time. For like 2 hours haha. And then these old people come. And we are sitting there. And it is really awkward. And then I start laughing because the old woman is sitting there say "OHHHHH! OHHH! These jets feel soooo good on my back." and the old man has boobs that could be bigger than mine. Big. Saggy. Boobs. And chest hair. So hot. So me and Colin are sitting in the jacuzzi. With these awkward old people. I get out to go get dressed. When I come back he is awkwardly staring at his phone and the old woman is standing in front of the old man. He awkwardly says bye and then we leave. As we are walking out- he says "i think they were waiting for us to leave so they can fuck" oh my god. hahahhaa. i can see it now. ew. no. why!!! fucking old people stealing our jacuzzi. "I was going to tell them to be safe but...." "Colin. She's too old to have babies" "but you're not!" "this is true... LET'S GO MAKE BABIES!!!" Just kidding. We are going back to his house to hang out with his mom. Hahaha i love awkward days with my husband <3